The original, accept no substitutes! These 1-inch stickers are the best way to passive-aggressively insult your friends (or enemies, or perfect strangers). Use them when someone
parks their car badly or on your pupils (the learning kind, please don't put these on your eyes). We recommend carrying a few stickers (they come pre-cut) in your wallet so you're always ready for an insult with more gravitas than your typical sad trombone or slow clap.
The ironically high-quality image is printed on glossy sticker paper
*. The rounded star shape works better in sticker form than the original pointed star.